Banta ki Biwi

Santa Ek Din Bada Confuse Sa Thha Aur Usne Banta Se Pucha

Santa: “Yaar Teri Biwi Chalu Hai, Mujhe Hamesha Dekh Ke Muskurati Rahti Hai?”

Banta: “Oye Nahi Yaar Esa Kuch Nahi Hai, Usne Mujhse Suhagraat Pe Puchha Tha, Kya Mene Kabhi Kisi Ki Gaand Mari Hai, To Maine Tera Naam Le Diya Tha“

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Sante Ne Bante Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”

Banta: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
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Santa: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“

Expiry Date of Condom

Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola

Wife: “Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas Bhi Karo.”

Santa: “Aye, Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya?

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Ispe Expiry Date To August 2011 Hai“

Flower Printed Panties

Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?

Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

Gand Ka Dard!!!

Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.

Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi: “Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai”

Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: “Aye Chalaak Na Ban! Mujko Pata Hai Kitna Dard Hota Hai“

Santa in USA

Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama USA Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se USA Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake.

Santa USA Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega

Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun.

Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye.

Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu

Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya.

Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta.

Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya

Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya.

To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye.

Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se”

Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“

Santa Ki Problm!

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”

Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“