Son : 5 Rs.do
Dad : Right jeb se le le (Jeb fati thi lun son k hath me aa gya)
SON : Nai hai
DAD : Left jeb dekh (wo jeb v fati thi, phir lun son k hath main aa gaya)
SON : Budhe k pass Paisa 1 v nahi. Lun 2-2 rakhe huye Hain.

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Q.: Ladki aur Car Main Kya Difference hai ?
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Brand New Shiney Jokes

What is shiney's favourite movie?
Luck `Bai' Chance.

What does Shiney like to ride the most?
Bai-cycle

Which song did Shiney sing with N'Sync
Bai Bai Bai

What is Shiney's fav bedroom line?
Am a Good Boy. You be a GOOD BAI!

What is Shiney's sexual orientation?
He is Bai-Sexual

Who is Shiney's fav football player
'Bai'chung Bhutia

What's Shiney Ahuja's favorite song?
Maid in India

What kind of food does Shiney like
Home Maid

Shiney's maid refused to clean the utensils spotlessly because she is scared of everything shiney.

Dr. SHWETA BANG

HOLLA

Teach to New Student - Whts ur Name ?
Studen - Sir My Name is HOLLA!
Teacher - Whts type of this ?
Student - Sir i was born on Holli so my parents take my Name "HOLLA".
Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" k din Paida Nahi hua tha!!!

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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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* Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
The boy's hand......
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* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

Santre (Oranges)

Man to a Lady, " apne santray sambhaliyeji they disturb me."
Angrily she replies," Tumko kya, santray mere hain. "
Man :" haan! par juice to mera nikal raha hai naa! "

5 Rooms

A Chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.

Gashtiyan Da Adda

Banta : Santa kal main teri biwi nu Gashtiyan (Call Girls) de Adde te dekhiya c. Jara Dhayan Rakhya kar.
Santa : Haye Mere Rabba, Meri Gharwali nu Fuddi l di Aadat kado to pai gayi??