Life is Good, Laughing Makes it Better.....

Hi Friends,
Aadab arz hai......

Shadi Se Pehle aur Shadi K Baad
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,

Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana

Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,

Muskurate huye kehna ki.. Darling chai to pi lo,

Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.

Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,

Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,

1 pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

Shadi K 5 Saal Baad

Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,

Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,

Aaj office jao to munna ko School chodte hue jana...

Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,

Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,

Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena,

Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..

Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi,

Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,

Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge,

Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge.... ...!

Ab Aap Bhai Logon aur inki behno (Meri Bhabion) k liye hum le kar aaye hain naye-naye Mazedaar Non-Veg, Ek se Badkar Ek DIRTY Jokes Ka Khajana. Inhe Pad kar agar aap ki Gaand Main Khujli na ho gayee to main apna naam badal looga (mainly is blog main).

Are Haan Bhai aur Bhabiyo, Plz apni Valuable Comment jaroor De ta K mera Hamesha Khada Rahe (I mean Hosla Bana Rahe).....

Mouj Karo...........
(Are Haan Right Side wali Patti main Lage YouTube Video Dekhna Na Bhoolna.....Aap inhe dekh kar sikh jayege k public main Boob Kaise Dabaye Jaate Hain.....)

(All jokes are not mine....i collect them Yahan-Wahan)

Aap Ka Pyara Chhota Bhai aur Dewar
-Ali

Banta's Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘button.

3. There’s a button ‘Start’ but there is no "Stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘Run’ has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "Sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘find’, but not able to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home tocollect ur money.

9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when u will provide that?

10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with ‘MY Computer’, where is remaining ?

11. And in ‘MY Pictures’ there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

Thanks

Banta Singh…

Some Dirty Jokes

Suhag rat thi. Sas ne derwaza zor s bazaya. Dulhan bhag ker perde ke peche chup gaye. Sas k jane k bad huby bola: tum dari kion, ami thi,
dulhan: Oh ! ma samjhi chapa per gaya.
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Pathan 1 ghante s pregnant aurot to chod raha tha. Aurat: ab bas karo mujhe dard ho raha ha. Pathan: chup hilo nahin, mujhe bache k gand nahin nahi mil rahe
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1 sardar apni bhen ki room ma gaya waha osko plastic ka lund mila, who dekh ker bola……………………………………………………………………………………
" acha y hota ha bhen ka lora
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James Bond was showing his new telephatic watch to a gal n say: u r not wearing a panty.
Gal: I m wearing.
Bond: My watch is 10 minutes ahead
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A sardar eats Viagra daily. Friend asked: u don't have wife or gf then y u eat the Viagra daily? Sardar: Bus wase hi underwear ma ronak lagi rehti ha.
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1 Hindu n Muslim s pocha: Tum log khatna kion kerte ho.Muslim ko samaj nahi aya or bola: bas wase hi khobsorti ajati ha
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BV: ao jee, bohat serdi lag rahe ha.
Huby: Pata ha (phir guse se bola) hamari aurtain chodwane se nahi ...............................nahane se ghabrati hain
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Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special
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Beti : Ma Gao ma bollywood wale ayen haen.
Maa: Beti under ajao
Beti: Ma pata ha Imran Hashmi bhi aya ha
Maa: Beti bakri ko bhi under lele
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Suhag rat ma hakle ne kaha " A A Ao na chu chu chu "BV chadi utar ker: "Ab chum le, chod le ya chos le per chu chu na ker
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Dr: sans le…. Or lambi sans….. or lambi…………. Thori or lambi……. Suddenly sound came "khatak"Dr: Lagta ha ap ki paslo fracture haLady: stupid mere bra ka hook toth gaya ha
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Sardar bought a pressure cooker , next day he return the cooker, Shopkeeper: y r u returning it?Sardar: Gher ma jawan betian haen or ye sala setian merta ha
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1 makrani bohat dare se 1 khobsurat lerki ko dekh raha thaLerki: kabhi lerki nahi dekhiMakrani: dekhi ha per soch raha ho, ager tum hamara ma hota to hum bhi itna khobsurat hota
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1 admi bache ko molvi ke pass le jata ha or pochta ha ye bara ho ker kia bane ga. Molvi oske samne 1 book, 1 sharab k bottle or 1000$ rakhta ha, bacha tino cheze le leta ha. Molvi preshan hota ha, sochta ha or phir kehta ha " ye bara ho kar Maulana Fazlur Rehman bane ga
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Police ko 1 body mili ha, kalay dant hain, ghonslay jaese bal haen, dimag nahi ha, pao ulte haen, mujhe tumhari fikr horahi ha, zara miss call to marna
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Dil ka dard hamey batate kion nahi,Dosti ka haq hum pe jatate kion nahi,
Mar jao gey aese hi zor laga ker, Qabz hai to HASHMI churan khate kiun nahi

Ek Badshah aur Gandu K Story

Ek baadshah yeh elaan kerta hai k main apni beti ke shadi us larky saykaroon gaa jo sab say ziyada gand maar sakky to her koee aata haitrial per koee 1 lakree koee 2 lakryan or koee 3 lakryan or max 15lakryan tak chood leta hai per her koee 15 lakryan choodny k baad hekhattam ho jata hai dour kaheen kise village main ek gando rehta thajo bahaut bara choudo tha jab bhe daikhoo yehe kehta tha"k is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa, is kee gand maar doongaa us kee gand maar doon gaa"to loog badshah tak us ke bateen pohouncha daity hainbaadshah bara impress hota hai or us ko apny darbaar paar bula letahai wo banda jab darbaar main enter hota hai to yehe baten kerta hotahai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa is kee gand maardoon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Badshah bara heraan hota hai or begher kise test k uss ke shadi apnibeti say ker deta hai ab suhaag raat aa jate hai to wo apny kamry kdooor ko zour say dhakka de ker enter hota hai or aaty he bashan denashuru ker deta hai k "is ko chood doon gaa us koo chood doon gaa iskee gand maar doon gaa us kee gand maar doon gaa".Shehzaadi pehly to sunte rehte hai phir tang aa ker apni phuddi ketaraf ishara ker k kehtee hai K is ko koun choody gaa to wo bandamiskeen shakal bana ker kehta hai"K SARKAAR HUM TO BUS BAATEN CHOODTE HAIN "

Munna Bhai - Circuit

MUNNABHAI: ABE CIRCUIT, TU BHAUT SHANA BANTA HAI , JARA BATA MACHHAR SE AIDS KYON NAHI FAILTA?

CIRCUIT: SIMPLE BHAI.. MACHHAR SUCK KARTA HAI... FU*K NAHIN KARTA

Knotted Rope

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding, they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.The new bride asks with a sly grin, "What are they doing honey?"The husband answers, "They`re roping!"She replies, "Oh, I see!" while trying to hide her knowing expression.After a few more hours of driving, they pass two horses having sex.Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"The husband answers, "They`re roping!"She replies, "Oh, I see!"Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they started to explore each others` bodies. The bride discovers her husband`s privates."What is that?" she asks."That`s my rope," he answers.She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are those?" she asks."They`re my knots," he answers.Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute! Her husband asks, "What`s the matter honey, am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo those knots, I need more rope.

Hooked

A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly dude. He asks the bartender about her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute.

He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him. The next night he goes back to the bar, and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone.

The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her." Is it true you're a prostitute ?

""Why, sure, big boy . What can I do for you ?

"" Well , I dunno. What do you charge ?""I get Rs. 500 just for a hand job. We can negotiate from there...

""Rs.500 ? ! For a hand job? Are you nuts ?

""You see that maruti esteem out there?" The guy looks out the front door, and sure enough there's a shiny new esteem parked outside.

"I paid cash for that esteem with the money I made on hand jobs. Trust me, it's worth it."

The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This hand job was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable life .

The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up. When she does, he immediately approaches her." Last night was incredible! ""Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blow jobs... ""How much is that ?

Rs.1000

"" Rs.1000 ! ? ! C'mon, that's ridiculous!" "

You see that apartment building across the street?"

The guy looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for that building with the money I made on blow jobs. Trust me, it's worth it.

"Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up.
"I' m hooked, you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy ?

" She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street ,here between the buildings he can see canaught place. "You see that area ? "" Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that !

"She nods her head. "You bet . If I had a pussy, I'd own cannaught place ! "

Bil Clinton Died....

Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven. God tells him "Bill, you can choose where you want to spend eternity. I give you a choice of 3 Rooms."

Clinton opened the door to the first room and looked in horror at Hillary with a large knife and her friend Lorena Bobbit. He quickly slammed the door and said, "God, this is horrible. What have you got for me in the 2nd room?"

God took him to the 2nd room and Clinton opened the door to see Saddam Hussein raping Al Gore with his 9-inch cock. "God, I really think I deserve better than this," Clinton complained.

God took him to the 3rd room. Clinton opened the door to see Newt Gingrich sitting in a chair getting his cock sucked by Monica Lewinski.. Brightening, Clinton exlaimed like a schoolboy, "I'll take this room, God.."
"OK,"

God boomed, "Monica, you may go."

Non Veg Joke No. 3

What is the height of shock?When you are having sex with a pregnant woman and suddenly a handgrabs your dick from inside!
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A Couple Was Kissing In Da Garden Suddenly Dog n Bitch Start Fucking
Boy: Janu Mera Bhi Dil Kerta Hy Main Bhi Ker Loon
Girl : Ok, Par Sambhal Ker Kutiya Kaat Na Le
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Milk Products According To Breast Size . . . ! ! !
32 Tarang
Chota Pack Bara Maza
34 Everyday
Jaise Chahe Piyo
36 Olper’s
Un K Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hyn ;->
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha,ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?
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Dad-Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye.
Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rai hai.
Grndfathr-Do din se meri lakdi bhi gayab hai
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Pilot to tower:"i'm 300 miles from land,600 feet over water & no fuel,plz instruct."??????????Tower to pilot:"Gaaaand marao!!!"
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota?.....
Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota
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Degrees Of Girl
BA – Beautifull Ass
LLB – Lovly Lickable Breasts
BSc – Beautifull Sexy Cunt
MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society
MBA – Married But Available
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1 Larka Mar Gya Tou Us Ki maa Roty Huey Boli : Mere Larke Ne Dunya Main Dekha Hii Kia Tha.
1 Parosan Larki Boli : Maine Tumhare Larke Ko Sab Kuch Dikha Dia Tha ;->
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Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future?
Swami Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her asss..
She: It feels u're gonna fuk me?
Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..!!
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Aaj maine 2 kasme khai hai...
1) Parai ladki pe nazar nahidalunga.
2) Kisi bhiladki koparaai nahimanungaaa!
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zara sambhal k
zyada bhaari chiz mat utana
waqt pe khana
waqt pe sona
apna khayal rakhna
Q k 4th mahina chal raha hai na2008 ka!
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Shaadi K Baad Larke k Dosto'n Ne Larke Se Poocha "Kaisi Rahi Suhaag Raat?"
Larka Bola : Aray Yaar Kabhi Khaandan Main Shaadi Nahi Kerna Dosto'n Ne Poocha
K: Kyun Larka Bola : Jab Main Zor Zor Se Kerne Laga Tou Wo Boli "KAMRAN BHAI" Zara Aaram Se . . .
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A Guy Wanted To Lose Weight He Went To A Diet CentreIt Offered Plan A or B He Took Plan A. He Was Than Taken To A Room Wherein A Good Looking Naked Girl Wid A "If U Catch Me, U Can FUCK Me" Sign Was W8ing For Him. He Never Caught Her But Lost 50 Lbs After 3 Days He Decided To Try Plan B Thinkin Tht Shud B Better Excited, he Quickly Enteed The Room A Horse Was W8ing Wid A Sign That Says "I'll Fuck U If I Catch U" ;->
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Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap naeShahzada
Saleem:- ohhhhh ager itni bari hae to rehnae he do.......... ...
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Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur
bola:Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata
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Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare.
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.

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A Good Joke... (Veg)

George Bush vs Abdul Kalam

While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"

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Some Good One Non Veg Jokes

A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT : INSPECTOR SAHAB, AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA. INSPECTOR : BAS KAR. F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI!
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A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports change. Dr says her. U r pregnent. Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha
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what PEPSI stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
ha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more
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2 girls returning 4m movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya.
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi. Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo........
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Arz kiya hai..
College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!!
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8 yrs old boy caught in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis & says: Your Honour, kya yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai? Boy says silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE
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zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo...
lamba lage to kaat dalo......
mota laaga tu chaat daloo....
acha laga tu apni gand main dalo...
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A man phoned and asked,'221714' ?
Lady: Pls hindi mein bolo.
Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ?
Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai"
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
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Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez together in your wallet.
Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- larka : dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon... teri bahon mein jhull jaoonn.... teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn...
larki : Sale Bhosri k to neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge.

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Good Non Veg Jokes

Some Santa-Banta & Majedar Chutkule
Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??
Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... ....
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Santa comes bleeding.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.
One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!"
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What do woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai.........
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What is the height of poverty?..........
When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai.....
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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : BK Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child
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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN
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Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free
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Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai.... MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH SE POOCTA HAI KITNAY AADMI THAY..
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A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90, starts suckung her breasts,after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was xpired.....
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.
ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .
Tsaid i m telling abt NECESSITY not .
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Man marries a deaf gal. he mimes, lets make a code! if i want sex i'll squeeze ur breast, in responce u can pull my penis once for YES and 50 times for NO.
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ladki boli 200 loongi, HIL HIL k maza du gi...
ladka bola 100 doonga HIL mein khud lu ga..
ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath se HILA le
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