Name in English

man goes for a job interview.

Interviewer : "Can you please write your name for me in English,

here on this paper"

The man writes his name and passes the piece of paper back to the

interviewer.

Interviewer : "Are you sure this is your name?"


Man : "Of course I am sure that this is my name"

Interviewer " So your name is....PRETTY RED KNICKERS?"

Man : "Well sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in

Punjabi my name is SUNDAR LAL CHADHA."

PRESS

WHY was a SARDARJI ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY.........? ?

B'COZ HE SAW A LADY JOURNALIST 

WITH A BATCH ON HER CHEST

written " PRESS ",

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so HE DID THAT.

Ek bar Sapne main kisi nai Mungeri Lal ki gand maar li.

Agle din Mungeri Lal ne apna bank account band karwa diya.

Kyon???

Kyonki us ke bank ke bahar likha tha "Hum Aapke Sapno Ko Hakikat Main Badal Denge"

Lala K Maze

1 din lallo ram bazar say guzar raha tha, us nay dekha k Lala g baray naha dho k, bal sanwary huay, baithay hain.

 

Lallo: Maharaj aaj to baray chamak rahay hain, kya khas bat hay?

Maharaj: bas kya bataon, Kal bapu nay baray baya ki shadi kar di. Pehlay baray nay       mazay liye, phir main nay mazay liye, or Choota to abi tak mazay lay raha hay.

Lallo nay socha wah in k khoob mazay hain.

 

Kuch din bad phir wohi scene tha.

 

Lallo: Maharaj aaj phir ban than k baithay ho, kya koi khas bat hay.

Maharaj: bas kya bataoon, Kal bapu nay meri shadi kar di. Pehlay baray nay mazay liye, phir main nay or Choota to abi tak mazay lay raha hay.

 

Lallo nay socha wah in k khoob mazay hain. Shadi 1 ki mazay teenoon kay.

 

Kuch din phir wohi scene tha or is bar chotay ki shadi hoi thi.

 

3 - 4 din baad phatay hoay kapron main, baal bikhray hoay or bura haal tha.

 

Lallo: Mahraj aaj kya ho gaya, or aap ka yeh haal kaisay hoa.

 

Maharaj: Kya Bataoon , Baapu ki mat mari gaye thi. Us nay behan ki shadi 1 Pathan say kar di,

 

Khan Sab ne pehlay baray ki Gaand Mari , phir meri or chotay ki ab tak maar raha hai

Sexologist

A man boards a Jet Airways airplane Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat.

As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realizes she's heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold,she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he asks "Business trip or vacation?"

She turns, smiles, and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Sexologists Convention."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting next to him, and she's a sexologist!

Struggling to contain his excitement and maintain his composure, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says, "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he says, swallowing hard. "What m-m-m-myths are those?"

Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that Negro men are the best endowed when, in fact, it's the Tamilian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the Bengali.

However, we have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji."

Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name!"

"Venkatraman!" the man blurts. "Venkatraman Mukherjee ! ..

But my friends call me Santa Singh !"

Wife's Bra

customer : my wife needs a bra but , i dnt know the size.

sales girl : touch my breast and try to calculate.

customer : oh ! i forgot she needs panties too....

Aadab Arz Hai...

Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate........ ......... ......
Tu Chaand Tarey Todna to Chhoti Baat Hai.........

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.Hum to Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey....!!! !