Guddu Vs Fuddu

A boy went to leave an unknown aunty to her home,

Aunty: Beta raat bahot ho gayi hai yehin so jao G ke room mein
Boy: Nahi aunty main guest room mein so jaunga.

Next morning a very sexy girl brings bed tea for the boy.

Boy: Who r u ?
Girl: Main Guddu, aur aap?
Boy: Main Fuddu!!!

Preeto Ka Office

Santa apni biwi k offic gaya to dekha Boss k godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa - Chal Preeto, aisi jagah kam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi b na ho!.

New One - LITTLE JOHNY

The teacher asks the first grade students what kind of medicines they know
and what they are used for. The first pupil: "Tylenol?"
Teacher: " Very good! And what is it used for?"
Pupil: "It is used for headaches."
Second pupil: "Nytol, Teacher."
Teacher: " Excellent. And what it is used for?"
Pupil: " To help you sleep."
Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: "Viagra."
Teacher: " Johnny, what do you think is it used for?"
Johnny: "It can be used for diarrhea."
Teacher: "Who told you this?"
Johnny: "Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ...
'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder

Difference

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN WAY OF THINKING...! !!!

At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a
sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in
love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other
very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society
that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one
another.

Men wrote : 'I love sex.'

(AFTER READING THIS DO U THINK THAT WOMEN ARE SO COMPLICATED. .)

Young Man and Family

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, 'Hello, could   you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!'
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too..'
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there,  the boy lowers his head and starts praying,  'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'. A minute later the boy is still praying;
'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'  
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so religious.' The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'