Teen Dost

There were three fast friends...a Pandit, a Baniya and a Jaat. Teenon
ke sab kuchh saath saath hi hua -- schooling, college, yahan tak ki
shaadi bhi -- halanki hui alag alag ladkiyon se. Teenon honeymoon bhi
saath saath hi gaye...aur ek hi hotel main stay karenge. So, hotel
main pahunchane ke baad, teenon apne rooms main jaane se pahle mile
aur decide kiya ki subah ko breakfast table par ek doosre ko batayenge
ki kisne kitni baar kiya. Par samasya thi ki apni patniyon ke saamne
kaise is bare main baat karenge. Par teenon bahut smart the, jaldi hi
solution bhi dhoondh liya, ki jo jitne baar bread par butter lagayega
to uska matlab hoga ki usne utni baar sex kiya. Aur teenon apne apne
room main chale gaye.
Subah teenon mile...breakfast table par...teenon ki wives bhi thi. To
pahle Pandit ne apni bread uthai, aur butter lagaya...ek baar...do
baar... aur wapas plate main rakh di. Phir Baniye ne apni bread
uthai... butter lagaya... ek baar... do baar... phir bread ko palta...
phir butter lagaya... ek ... do. Matlab, do baar donon taraf se
thoka... Ab baari thi Jaat ki. Usne apni bread uthai...butter
lagaya... ek ... do baar ... use palta ... ek baar butter lagaya ...
do baar ... Phir Pandit ki bread uthai... donon taraf butter lagaya
aur rakh di ... phir baniye ki bread uthai ... aur use bhi donon taraf
butter laga diya ...
Aur dosti khatam...

Young Man and Pharmasist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, 'Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!'

The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too..'

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, 'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'. A minute later the boy is still praying;

'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.

She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so religious.' The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!'

Why Condoms r Transparent ???

Medically Speaking Why are condoms transparent ?

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So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted.

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- Ali

Preeto Bra!!!

A Punjabi Bra Add:

Har Kudi di Pehli Pasand, “PREETO BRA”

Hun 6 Sizan vich uplabdh -

1. Small

2. Medium

3. Vadde

4.Hai Oye!

5.Hai O Rabba!

6.Oh teri Behn di!!!

i com back

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
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yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Aadab Arz Hai.... (raksha Bandhan Spl.)

Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushian Hazaar Milen,
Mujhe Bhi Achche Yaar Milen,
Meri GirlFriend Tujhe Raakhi Bandhe
Aur Tujhe ek aur Behn ka Pyar Mile
:))

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Sons of Pecock???

Three Guys with blue red yellow and green hairs were sitting on a bench.

An old man passed looking on them.

Guys asked "hey Oldie! what u looking? hav'nt did anything "Ulta Pulta""

Old man replied" Yaaaaa Onece i have fucked a pecock, So wondering weather u are my sons.

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choot main chuhe???

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oÉåOû oÉÉåsÉÉ È oÉÉmÉ Uå, cÉÑiÉ qÉåÇ pÉÏ cÉÑWåû....

Molvi Saab aur Gall

Girl: molvi sab i m in love.

Molvi: Nauzubilah, Astagfirula, Laholwala kuwat, Toba, Toba........ .

Girl: No molvi sab......... ..I am in love with u.........

Molvi: MashaAllah, JazakAllah, SubanAllah, Whaa, Whaa........

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Sardar ji aur Kabootar

Ek Kabootar (Pigoen) ne sardar ji par bith (shit) kar di.

Sardar G : Oye tenu teri maan ne kachcha (underwear) pehnna nahi sikhaya.

Kabootar : Salya k tu Tatti (Shit) kachcha pa k hi karda hain???

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Sardar ji aur Helmet

Ek baar ek Sardar ji Bike par ja rahe the aur helmat pehn rakha tha. Raste main bike rok kar helmet k upper se hi apna sir khujane lage...

Ek aadmi ne kaha Sardar ji helmet to utar do.

Sardar G : Saale Behnchod, Jab teri Gaand main khujli hoti hai to kya to pant khol kar khujata hai....

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aye Kya Kholti tu???

Aye Kya Kholti Tu,

Aye Kya Me Kholu

Sun,

Suna,

Kholti Kya Nada?

Kya Karu Kholke Ye Nada,

Nikalunga,Dalunga, Hilaunga, Choosooga, Choduga Pregnant Karunga Or Kya

Dont Marry.....

Dont Marry ...

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on you.

Dont Marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all indians.

Dont Marry IDEA girl, she touches you tommorrow.

Dont Marry RELAINCE girl, she takes you in her mutthi mein.

Dont Marry BPL girl, she belives in the best and leave you for the rest.

Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows you where ever you go! [;)]

Dont

Pandit Nehru & Victoria

PNehru was fucking Victoria.

On climax, Nehru droped semen on bed.

Victoria: Andar kyu nahi nikala?

Nehru: Gandhiji NE desi maal videsh bhejne ko mana kiya hai.